so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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