i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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