smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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