Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
