My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
this will be a night to untag.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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