Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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