He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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