Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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