"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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