We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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