id be glad to
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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