would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Did I show you my penis last night?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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