no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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