i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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