I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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