What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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