so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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