Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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