Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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