My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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