worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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