i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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