The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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