Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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