Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize