I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
