I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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