i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
