She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We have so much sex to catch up on
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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