I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
