Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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