i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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