She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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