Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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