lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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