I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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