Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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