it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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