Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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