did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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