Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I have aggressive nipples.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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