my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
This toilet bowl is my home.
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