ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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