I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I touched a dick in church today
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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