Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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