I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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