i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Randomize
