If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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