I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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