hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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