I got chris browned last night
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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