let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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