Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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