Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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