used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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